Scene: small master bedroom in late afternoon, the only light coming from the corner master bath. Player one (mom) is dressing to go out to dinner. She is making a valiant attempt to pull up her pants. Unable to complete the task at hand, she signals defeat by calling for help. Player two (daughter) responds to the cry. Daughter pulls up the back and comments, "nice butt." At mom's request, daughter then pulls up over each hip. This time the comment is, "do you feel bulbous?"
You've got to love it.
2 hours ago