A little irony to go with your morning coffee

I find it so ironic that I had an endometrial ablation to stop "things" from happening, this after having had a tubal ligation 10 years ago, and I now own two pairs of maternity pants because they have a nice elastic waist and no buttonszippershooks.

Still haven't found a decent pair of pregger jeans, though. I don't remember the last time I went this long without wearing denim. I doubt I have EVER gone this long.

GROAN.