1 hour ago
My left shoulder and collarbone are feeling a mite poorly today. Why, you ask? Well, it's because my two curly ALS toes decided to drop me on my AL-ass last night. It wasn't so much the fall that caused the shoulder/collarbone complaint, it was the hoisting up from the floor--my caregiver's only recourse was to hook me under the arms and lift with all her might. Clearly, I need to work on my upper body strength if I'm going to pull this type of prank in the future.
at 5:02 PM