Yet another forecast

Where I live:
Today: Snow, mainly after 2pm. High near 32. Light and variable wind. Chance of precipitation is 90%. Total daytime snow accumulation of 1 to 2 inches possible.

Tonight: Snow. Low around 27. North wind between 3 and 7 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of 3 to 7 inches possible.

Wednesday: Snow. The snow could be heavy at times. High near 32. Breezy, with a northwest wind between 11 and 21 mph. Chance of precipitation is 90%. New snow accumulation of 2 to 4 inches possible.

Wednesday Night: A chance of snow before 9pm. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 22. Blustery, with a northwest wind between 16 and 21 mph, with gusts as high as 32 mph. Chance of precipitation is 30%.

Where I work:
Today: Snow, mainly after 2pm. High near 32. East wind between 3 and 6 mph. Chance of precipitation is 80%. Total daytime snow accumulation of less than one inch possible.

Tonight: Snow. The snow could be heavy at times. Low around 26. East wind between 6 and 9 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of 5 to 9 inches possible.

Wednesday: Snow. The snow could be heavy at times. High near 31. Breezy, with a north wind 14 to 17 mph increasing to between 22 and 25 mph. Winds could gust as high as 36 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of 4 to 8 inches possible.

Wednesday Night: A chance of snow, mainly before 9pm. Cloudy, with a low around 21. Blustery, with a northwest wind between 20 and 24 mph, with gusts as high as 37 mph. Chance of precipitation is 40%.

Working from home on Wednesday; keeping my options open for Thursday.

This is getting very, very, VERY old.