Looking for your recommendations

The sneeze (cramp) finally came, today, while I was having a serious conversation at Starbucks with Kendall and Dan. My elbow was resting on the table, my hand was in the air. All of a sudden I felt a searing zing in my arm, so painful it made me cry out. My ring and pinky fingers have been hyperactive ever since. And my arm is tight and unhappy.

I cannot any longer hold a coffee cup with my right hand. And I really need to think seriously about the new car, not that there will be a hybrid available anywhere with gas prices topping $4/gal. I'm feeling a little overwhelmed.

I read some forum posts tonight and came across one offering helpful tricks and tips for when one loses hand function. Some tips I am very seriously considering:

1. Getting a bidet
2. Getting a hysterectomy
3. Getting eyeliner tattooed on my eyes

I'm sure you are very pleased I only added the one image, no one needs a visual of items one and two.

So, faithful readers, which number eyeliner tattoo do you recommend? There is nothing the least bit Amy Winehouse-ish here, which is hugely disappointing!