Where there's a will, there is a way.
No one was around this morning and I was determined to get clean. Bath gloves

are the most effective so I decided to try to put one on my left hand. I got the first three fingers into the wrist area without any problem. I struggled trying to get the pinky similarly placed; using the inadequate forefinger of my right hand didn't help, if I got the pinky in then the left forefinger popped out. My teeth

came to the rescue and, after several attempts, I managed to get all five fingers into the palm area of the glove

. Now to get the fingers into their assigned spaces. My teeth

were less effective here. What finally answered was placing the empty glove fingers against the edge of the sink

, holding them in place with the heel of the right hand (which had, until now, just been a disinterested observer), wiggling the left fingers into the appropriate spot, then tugging down with my teeth

. The entire process took 12 minutes.
Having accomplished the "gloving" I was able to perform my morning ablutions very satisfactorily. When I was finished, I looked like this:

All in all, a good experience.
(Note: that is not my sink, those are not my bath gloves, and those are not my teeth.)
1 comment:
really?
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