This is a special note to tam.
Thank you for helping me with my hair today. You have been such a good friend throughout this entire ordeal, and I will always be grateful to you for your kindness, selflessness, and stinky armpit.
I love you with all my heart, the black empty shell that it is.
I suspect she will read this later on and get a chuckle knowing that the entire world now knows that she has a stinky armpit.
(Tam, I meant to ask you about your dad today and am sorry I forgot. I keep you both in my prayers.)