In appreciation

I was demonstrating to Tam how wonderfully efficient is my voice recognition software (MacSpeech Dictate) and wrote her this little note of thanks:

This is a special note to tam.

Thank you for helping me with my hair today. You have been such a good friend throughout this entire ordeal, and I will always be grateful to you for your kindness, selflessness, and stinky armpit.

I love you with all my heart, the black empty shell that it is.

I suspect she will read this later on and get a chuckle knowing that the entire world now knows that she has a stinky armpit.

(Tam, I meant to ask you about your dad today and am sorry I forgot. I keep you both in my prayers.)